Finally, after all your countless hours toiling over your keyboard and coffee induced all-nighters friending and supporting others at their beckon call, surviving on 2 hours sleep per night, and spending no significant time with your wife for months … a breakthrough. You’ve hit the proverbial front page of Digg … go ahead and pat yourself on the back.
You’re so wrapped up in excitement that you can’t sleep now, but you deserve it. So you watch the stats for a while, bask in the glow of the cudos you know will be coming your way, then quietly sneak off for a nap in a dark closet.



"So in order to not make any more sales during Christmas, I don’t need to do anything?!" 