v7ndotcom elursrebmem | Defined?

by Donna Fontenot January 15th, 2006 
So, what is a v7ndotcom elursrebmem, anyway? Well, now, that depends upon who you ask. Let's travel through the v7ndotcom elursrebmem Conference and see what some of the participants have to say.
Mike: v7ndotcom elursrebmem? You're kidding me, right? It doesn't exist! There's no such thing! shocked about v7ndotcom elursrebmem
Danny: Ok, ok, many people say the v7ndotcom elursrebmem doesn't exist, but there does seem to be some sort of v7ndotcom elursrebmem-like effect that some people have noticed from time to time. neutral about v7ndotcom elursrebmem
Barry: I think it all depends upon how people DEFINE v7ndotcom elursrebmem. defining v7ndotcom elursrebmem
Jill: I didn't believe the v7ndotcom elursrebmem existed either, until I had a close encounter myself. Just because you haven't seen little green men, Mike, doesn't mean they don't exist. v7ndotcom elursrebmem close encounters
Marcia: The v7ndotcom elursrebmem exists, but BUZZ can make it disappear! No, Jill, not Buzz Lightyear. buzz zaps v7ndotcom elursrebmem
Dave: I've run scientific tests proving the existance of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem! testing v7ndotcom elursrebmem effect
Andy: Mike is right. And so is Jill! Sitting on the fence feels so good! sitting on v7ndotcom elursrebmem fence
Rand: If you read the white paper I wrote (sorry, it is only 50 pages long, but broken down so that a newbie can understand it), you will see specific examples of v7ndotcom elursrebmem. These examples have been run through several analytical, mathematically-complex formulations, which prove empirically that not only does v7ndotcom elursrebmem exist, but it exists even for some of the most highly respected members of our industry. v7ndotcom elursrebmem formula
Todd: The v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a myth perpetuated by the uninformed and should be put to sleep. But since it is still awake, call it whatever you want, but in essence the v7ndotcom elursrebmem is an evolving organism with increasingly complex characteristics. Whether v7ndotcom elursrebmemed, in the process of v7ndotcom elursrebmemification, or v7ndotcom elursrebmeming, it can be overcome via one word – viral. mythical v7ndotcom elursrebmem creature
Doc G: (Note: Doc G spoke for quite some time on the subject of v7ndotcom elursrebmem, however, this reporter became quite lost in the abstracts, models and metrics, as well as the scientific and mathematical vernacular with which he spoke. Therefore, his comments will be reduced to the only thing I understood). Look all the way back to 2002 for information on v7ndotcom elursrebmem. nerd discusses v7ndotcom elursrebmem
Ian: A while back I knew what it was, but deleted all my notes, so now I don't remember exactly what I thought I knew. missing v7ndotcom elursrebmem notes
Matt: There is no such thing as v7ndotcom elursrebmem, however, if there were something similar to that, which might otherwise be construed as a v7ndotcom elursrebmem, it would be merely a coincidence, and one that is certainly designed to fight EVIL. v7ndotcom elursrebmem fights evil
Jeremy: Hey, man, I just want to test this v7ndotcom elursrebmem thing out and see if I can make a few bucks off it. What's wrong with that, dude? v7ndotcom elursrebmem income
Claus: Everyone is being sensible and are getting close to the core of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem issue. And the core is the key. It is no one's fault that the v7ndotcom elursrebmem effect exists. v7ndotcom elursrebmem != credibility. Plain and simple. core of v7ndotcom elursrebmem
Aaron: v7ndotcom elursrebmem is all about friendships. It's not who you know, it's who likes you. friends dispatch v7ndotcom elursrebmem
Scottie: Stop trying to overanalyze the v7ndotcom elursrebmem. It is what it is. Pay your dues and give it time. v7ndotcom elursrebmem dues
Ammon: Open your eyes and put your thinking cap on. Look carefully and you will discover for yourself what the v7ndotcom elursrebmem REALLY is. thinking cap
Brett: I simply don't allow anyone to come play in my yard, so v7ndotcom elursrebmem really doesn't apply to me at all. walled garden
Eric: v7ndotcom elursrebmem has been discussed ad nauseam. I was around long before v7ndotcom elursrebmem, so it really doesn't matter. old man
Bruce: It's kind of like Santa, who knows who has been good and who has been bad, and the lists are always checked. The v7ndotcom elursrebmem really is pretty fair, if you think about it. those on the list
John: I know someone who knows someone important who says that it isn't what you think it is, but it is something else entirely. This is my opinion and that's all it is. Oh and did I mention We support v7n.com? imo
Andy: The v7ndotcom elursrebmem is all about trust. trust
Jim: Trust, my ass. Screw the v7ndotcom elursrebmem. It sucks, but you have to play the game sometimes. Chess, anyone? chess game
Dazzlin: I know exactly what the v7ndotcom elursrebmem is and for a paltry $97, I will be happy to share that information with you. Simply send $97 (hurry, this offer won't last) to youRgullible@dork.com to receive your very own copy of this amazing information. v7ndotcom elursrebmem secrets ebook
So, how would YOU define v7ndotcom elursrebmem?
The above v7ndotcom elursrebmem Conference and its participants are entirely fictional. Ok, MAYBE they are based on real characters, but since this is all internet based, can we really say who is real and who is not? In any case, no offense is intended to any of the characters, real or fictional. Down with v7ndotcom elursrebmem!
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14 Responses to “v7ndotcom elursrebmem | Defined?”

  1. My web server is down, I can't belive it :( – why now?

    Well, good luck!

  2. DazzlinDonna says:

    LOL, that's terrible, Jim! Actually, I was fully expecting my internet provider to go down right then. It would be typical. But, luckily, my net connection was intact at the right moment.

  3. DazzlinDonna says:

    Here are some links to how some other people are defining v7ndotcom elursrebmem. I'll update the comment occasionally as I find good definitions.

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  4. ultralexy says:

    I'd like to know how you think v7ndotcom elursrebmem will play out in the long run? I mean, are we to expect all cases of v7ndotcom elursrebmem to affect all sites? And if so, how can we reduce the overall impact of v7ndotcom elursrebmem?

    Thanks for your input.

  5. randfish says:

    Just when I think I've got you pegged as someone who doesn't play industry politics…

    Hilarious, though… Seriously funny stuff. Thanks for a laugh on a Sunday night, Donna!

  6. This is just so funny !

    I didn't realize it when I posted a few minutes after the announcement but now I read it and had a laugh.

    BTW, do you know that you rank #1 on Yahoo currently? :)

  7. DazzlinDonna says:

    Yeah, Jim, cool, huh? Not that it counts of course. And it probably won't stay there long. But hey, I took a screenshot of it just to hang on the wall. LOL!

  8. well, I thought I would add my entry for v7ndotcom elursrebmem

    let me know what you all think!

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  10. Elliott Back says:

    v7ndotcom elursrebmem SEO contest?…

    Apparently there's a contest going around on the keywords V7NDOTCOM ELURSREBMEM, which involves not only a lot of tricks on Google, but some very odd pages and domains being registered. You can read more about their contest on the v7n forums,…

  11. incrediblehelp says:

    Dear Editor�??

    I am 31 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no V7ndotcom Elursrebmem. Papa says, “If you see it in The Sun, it's so.â€?? Please tell me the truth, is there a V7ndotcom Elursrebmem?

    Yes, Virginia, there is a V7ndotcom Elursrebmem. It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.

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