99 problems

If your having ranking problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a Matt Cutts ain’t one!!

[Verse One]
I got the Goog patrol on the site I own!
Foes that wanna make sure my biz is closed
SEO critics that say he’s a DIgg using Hoe!
I’m from the hood stupid think I don’t know what kinda links is those!
If you grew up with SEO’s and the keyword flows,
You’d celebrate the minute you was makin doe! !!
I’m like F the critics you can kiss my whole a**hole
If you don’t like my code you can press fast forward
Got beef if i don’t stay white hat SEO!
They don’t track my links well i don’t give a shhhh, SO!!!
SEO Blog Hoes, try and use my brown ass so advertisers can give em more cash for ads…suckers
I don’t know what you take me as
or understand the intellegence that Steaprok has
I’m from rags to ritches yo i ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but Matt Cutts ain’t one
Click me!!

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a Matt Cutts ain’t one
If you havin ranking problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a Matt Cutts ain’t one
Click me!!!

[Verse Two]
The year is ‘2002 and in my site is new!
In my rear view mirror is the mother f’n law
I got two choices yall stop payn for links or get dumped
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the search
Now i ain’t tryin to see no blacklist or content that’s fake
Plus i got a few dollars I’ll fight the case
So i…pull down my arbitrage site to the side of the road
And i heard “Son do you know why i’m blacklisting you for?”
Cause i’m young and i’m brown and my sites ranks high!
Do i look like a blackhatter sir, i don’t know
Am i banned or should i guess some mo?
“Well you was ranking #1 when u supposed to be fifty four”
“Let me see your links and content and step out of the car”
“Are you carryin a 301 i know alot of you are”
I ain’t redirecting shhh! all my sites legit
“Do you mind if i poke round the source code a little bit?”
Well my HTML is validated so is the CSS and the Flash
And i know my rights so you gon’ need a warrent for that
“Aren’t you sharp as a tack , some type of SEO or something?”
Nah i aint Matt Cutts but i know a little bit
Enough that you won’t illegally ban my shhh!
“Well see how smart you are when the spiders come”
I got 99 problems but a Matt Cutts ain’t one
Click me!!!

[Chorus X2]

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
An SEO like myself had to strong arm a Google
This is not a joke in the sense of just gettin traffic
But bout a webmaster not havin no God Damn sense, try and push me!!
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn’t rank a site in a fruit fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is i’mma get to ranking
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain!
And there i go traped in the supplemental again
Back through the system with the riff raff again!
bad sites on the trying get ranked again
seo fans with they cameras snappin them
Matt Cutts . tred to give a boy the shaft again
Half-a-mil for PPC cause i’m banned again
All because this fool was spamming them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccharin
But ain’t nothin sweeta ’bout how i hold my rank
I got 99 problems but Matt Cutts ain’t one
click me!!

[Chorus X3]

You’re crazy for this one Bee
It’s your boy!!

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