Dave Naylor went down to Google (sung to The Devil went down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band)
June 14th, 2007 by CountryCritter.com
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
Loading ...Dave Naylor went down to Google. He was lookin’ for links to steal.
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind, and he was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came across this young man protecting the SERPs and showin’ what’s hot,
And Naylor jumped up on a hickory stump and said, “Boy, let me tell you what.
“I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a Search Engine Guru.
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
Now, you got a pretty good engine, boy, but give Naylor his due.
I’ll bet a computer of gold against your soul, ’cause I think I can trick you.”
The boy said, “My name’s Matt Cutts, and it might be a sin.
But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ’cause I’m the best that’s ever been.”
Matt, crank up your tools and be on your guard,
‘Cause hell’s broke loose in Google and Dave Naylor deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny computer made of gold.
But if you lose, Naylor gets your soul.
Naylor opened his laptop and he said, “I’ll start this show.”
And fire flew from his fingertips as he searched and hit go.
He pulled the results up on his screen and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of Spammers joined in and it sounded somethin’ like this:
::Fiddle interlude::
When Naylor finished, Matt said, “Well, you’re pretty good, old son,
but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it’s done.”
Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run.
Naylor’s in the House of the Rising Sun.
Graywolf’s on the first page makin’ that dough.
Shoemoney, are your links bought? No, child, no.
Naylor bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat,
And he laid that golden computer on the ground at Matt Cutts feet.
Matt said, “Dave, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I’m the best that’s ever been.”
He played:
Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run.
Naylor’s in the House of the Rising Sun.
Graywolf’s on the first page makin’ that dough.
Shoemoney, are your links bought? No, child, no.
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