Freakin’ S-E-O: Sung to Blowin’ in the Wind, by Bob Dylan
June 11th, 2007 by Elizabeth_Weintraub
How many hits must a web site get
before it ranks in top ten
Yes, ‘n’ how many links must a page contain
before you click it again?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times must my keywords repeat
Before found by spiders and men?
The answer, my friend, is freakin’ S-E-O,
The answer is freakin’ S-E-O
How many times must I google myself
Before I can see my name?
Yes, ‘n’ how many clicks must one mouse make
Before it can find my domain?
Yes, ‘n’ how many metatitles are too long
And the annotations too lame?
The answer, my friend, is freakin’ S-E-O
The answer is freakin’ S-E-O
How many people must go to my site
Before I can giggle in glee?
Yes ‘n’ how many years can tech support wait
Before algorithms are free?
Yes ‘n’ how many times can I refresh my page
Pretending the user’s not me?
The answer, my friend, is freakin’ S-E-O
The answer is freakin’ S-E-O
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