Google Dance sung to the tune of Roy Orbison’s Crying

 I was all right for a while
And I smiled, oh I smiled
But then I Googled last night
And watched my hair turn white
I just stopped and yelped: Oh no

Oh God my Page Rank fell
My listings as well

Another Google dance
Coming through
Google dance
Can’t be true

Oh sure, it’s fine for you
There’s MSN, or Yahoo too

But I want Google
Google
I need Google
Goooooooogle

Now I’m a broken man
With too much product on hand
And I blame
Google

What now? You, Ask?
It’s no small task
To get what’s gone once before
Oh god I’m up way too late
Please, no.  Another update?!?!
That’s it I’ll have to close the store.

Ah well it’s been fun till today
Guess there’s always ebay

Another Google dance
Coming through
Google dance
What to do

Can’t run. No where to hide.
Could use Altavista but I’ve got my pride
I still need Google
Google
Not Yahoo. Google.
Gooooogle.

Yeah, Google, crying over you.

The original song:

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