“He’s buying a ranking in Goo-gle” (to the Zeppelin song Stairway to Heaven)
May 24th, 2007 by jozian
(14 votes, average: 2.07 out of 5)
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There’s a black hat who’s sure all that links well is gold
And he’s buying a ranking in Goo-gle
And when he gets there he knows if the link-backs are hosed
With a hack he can get-back where he came fromWoe oh oh one one oh
And he’s buying a ranking in Goo-gleThere’s strength on the page but he wants to be sure
‘Cuz you know sometimes SERP’s have two rankings
In a dir called DMOZ there’s a Yahoo who sings
Sometimes all our PR is misgivenWoe one oh oh one oh
And he’s buying a ranking in Goo-gleThere’s a squirming I get when I cash an Adsense check
And my scambots are faking more clickthroughs
In my dreams I have screamed: “This code has no hole!”
But I will break those who seek standardsWoe oh one one one oh
And he’s buying a ranking in Google
And it’s whispered that soon, if we all buy the Zune
Then the Apple may fall for no reason
And a new Nap will dawn for those who share songs
And the RIAA will tremor with anger
And it makes me wonder…
It may not be Choppin’ Broccoli good, but it is SEO-related 
-Jeff
The original song:
May 28th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Jozian,
Awesome! I think the original was the last song of the night at every high school dance I ever attended (am I dating myself?), and perhaps this rendition should be played at the closing of every SES event.
Keep up the great submissions!