Home on the Web (parody of Home on the Range)
June 7th, 2007 by KathyK
Oh, give me a home, on a website well-known,
Where the old and the new searchers gaze,
Where seldom a search leaves me out in the lurch,
And my product becomes the new craze.
CHORUS:
Home, home on the Web,
Where Google sends traffic to tread,
Where hit after hit, it’s appealing to fit,
At the top of the search engine spread.
It mystifies me, what the search engines see,
How can I be on top and then gone?
Wish a way that was fair was consistently there
For users to rely upon.
CHORUS:
Home, home on the Web,
Where Google sends traffic to tread,
Where hit after hit, it’s appealing to fit
At the top of the search engine spread.
I’ll still have my fun on the website I run,
Won’t let search engine blues get to me,
Just suppose I create a new way websites rate,
How awesome to hold that new key!
CHORUS:
Home, home on the Web,
Where Google sends traffic to tread,
Where hit after hit, it’s appealing to fit
At the top of the search engine spread.



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