I Go Back (Search Remix) - Parody of Kenny Chesney’s “I Go Back”
June 14th, 2007 by pratt
America Online gave me a way to broswe the web with ease
Suddenly this Internet world, made more sense to me
Well I heard the connection noise and I just had to hum along
Cause everytime I hear that song…
I go back to a 28.8 standard modem
Being impatient while my pages were loadin’
Browsing the Internet took so much damn time
And I go back to greetings from an old creepy guy
Welcome, You’ve Got Mail, and Goodbye
Telling everyone my age and sex in chats
Everytime I hear that song, I go back
I used to ask Jeeves all night long to help me with my papers
Abraham Lincoln, World War 2, and even one on vapors
I saw their new logo today and I couldn’t help but search around
Cause everytime I see what they found…
I go back to results ranked by popularity
Lookin’ to Jeeves for a little clarity
After I was done IMing with my friends
And I go back to wondering how the web was crawled
Surfing around until my Mom would call
Ordering me to go outside and play
Everytime I search around, I go back, I go back
We all remember the day the Internet entered our lives
Takes us to another place and time
So I go back to a day when I used Internet Explorer
Bookmarking funny sites, learning to play poker
And the joy of setting records on Mine Sweeper
And I go back to a day when Microsoft could contend
And Google was only at the tail end
Now “I’m Feeling Lucky” stops me in my tracks
Everytime I click that button
I go back….
To greetings from an old creepy guy
Welcome, You’ve Got Mail, and Goodbye
I go back….
To wondering how the web was crawled
Surfing around until my Mom would call…
I go back…
To a day when Microsoft could contend
And Google was only at the tail end
I go back… I go back… I go back
Lyrics by Taylor Pratt of LunaMetrics




