Okay folks here goes the guys at the Beginning SEO Podcast are submitting an entry to the SEO song contest! Beck’s ‘Loser’ makes for a perfect SEO song (cause it’s so jumbled as it is) So here goes… enjoy!

Quick FYI the trippy indian on the roof in the video is the one! He is the only one that knows all of the algorithm secrets! look into his eyes… now you know

In the time of Spam WebSites I was a NewB
Butane in my veins and Im out to Top the SERPs
With the SEO Software, spray-paint the internets
Old Algo’s with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babbin’s in reno with the W M R
Got a couple of Sites, Rank on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a Supplemental Result and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you Google
You get a parking violation and a Flag on your Site
So search your place with some metrics in the dark
Savin all your AdSense Checks and burnin down the trailer park

Yo. Rank it.

Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?

Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?

Forces of evil in a Spammers nightmare
Ban all the Spam with a phony ass algorithm
cuz ones got a filter and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the duplicate content and the Insane spam-ers
The daytime crap of the Webmaster Bob
He hung himself with a LinkBait Scheme
A slab of Google-neck and its hangin from a butterfly wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of Billing fallin on a Client
Thats chokin on the Algo’s

Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?
(get crazy with the RSS Feeds)
Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?
(drive-by post)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy….

(Im a developer, Im a winner; things are gonna Rank I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?
(I cant believe you Goo-gle)
Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?
Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?
(schprechen sie deutches, BMW)
Soy un perdedor
Im an SEO NewB, so why don’t you Rank me?
(know what Im Rankin? )

Be sure to check out the Beginning SEO Podcast to hear more of our antics

Peace,

NeO

The original song

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