Optimize (Parody of Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize”)
June 14th, 2007 by KillerMiller
(6 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
Loading ...Verse one:
Hah, sicka than your average blogga
SEO player when it comes to the links
Link hators, my per click payers
Links for my hooligans in the top ten
Dead right, if they site right, bloggin every night
Blogs been smooth as seen on google news
Never lose rank, never choose to, delete crews who
Do hacks to us, spam go through us
Cuttlets link to us, wanna be us, can’t see us
Who us? yeah, Miller and Cutts (ehehehe)
Close like starsky and hutch, sick wit this stuff
Dare technorati not to search me
(take that, take that, take that, haha!)
Bang every IP easily, busily
Recently SEO haters aint sayin nuttin (nope)
So It’s keyword density, (cmon) link popularity
SEO friendly directory, D-M-O-Z
Deep linkin, askin who want it, you got it playa flaunt it
That algorithm bullshit, we on it
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Verse two:
I put clients in N-Y onto R-O-I (uh-huh)
Miami, D.C. prefer marketing (thats right)
All philly knows, algo’s and supplemental (cmon)
Every newbee wit a I-P bought a link from me (haaaaah!)
Now whos the real rookie, meanin whos gets the hits
Them P-P-C’s ride clicks, rank right…organic
My methods, make cash, how you ask
Bulletproof tactics gets me ranked fast
Google ranks me first but ranks you last
Thats why most of these so-called S-E-O’s wont pass
At last, a go getta rappin bout SEO bad asses
Tips from SEOmoz, managing blogs, indexed by the bot’s
I got skillz, make ya pay for it
You paid for, no pay per clicks
Know what Rand meant, and Danny Sullivan
Your clients tied up in google hell again (shhh)
Face it, high rankings, thats how I stay banking (high rankings)
Richer than richie, till google wont rank me
Chorus:
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Verse three:
I can get your site a million plus hits (million plus hits)
Article, or viral, check my history, link thieve
Check it out I’m number one
Google run run run, Google run run
I know you sick of this, name brand blogga wit
Flows skillz as sweet as licorice
So get with this SEO, its easy
Google I’m here again, rank me top ten
Come through, on the next update I know I’m in(thats right)
Come up to your job, hit you while you workin (uhh)
For certain, backlinkin, not cheatin
Leave that ass freakin, like jagger… a year ago
Changed SEO, you better relearn google … slowly
Hit em wit the force like obe, link bait like Hooley (obe… hooley)
Watch me roam on ebay, lucky they dont see me
Stronger rank than the army, homey.. (say what, homey)
Chorus:
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
Newbee Newbee Newbee cant you see
Links and keywords just optimize me
And I just love these SEO ways
Guess thats why you low, and we high ranked (uh)
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