Searching Because I’m Dumb (to the tune of Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd)
June 7th, 2007 by Bucky
Hello?
Where can I find this?
I’ve been looking all day.
Is there a better way?
Come on, now
I’m searching all around.
My fingers are in pain,
I need to stretch them out again.
(I’ll) relax
But I need this information first.
My smokes are down to tWo packs
Sometimes I cough so hard it hurts.
I am so tired of all this reading.
I think it’s the cause of my blurred vision,
The power just flashed, I’m so glad I saved.
The TV is on, but I don’t know what’s playin.
When I was a child, I saw a beaver.
Then she turned around and I saw her moon
Now I see that once again
No need to explain, you understand
This is just who I am,
I have to search because I’m dumb.
Ok.
I’m going to throw a brick
I dropped it on my toe — aahhhhhh!
I think I’m gonna be sick.
Let me stand up
I don’t think it’s broken, good.
Time to get searching, you know?
Man I really need to know.
I am so tired of all this reading.
I think it’s the cause of my blurred vision,
The power just flashed, I’m so glad I saved.
The TV is on, but I don’t know what’s playin.
This is finally starting to make sense,
I think I found it, I’m going to cry.
The computer crashed, and now it is gone,
I cannot set my eyes upon it now.
The computers down, my search is done
I’ve sat here ’till my butts numb
Lyrics by Bucky from The WVb
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(22 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
June 21st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
As a floyd affectionado, this really cracked me up!