First, I shall be clear that I am only submitting this because I actually already had an seo parody written on my hard drive that I never bothered to publish from last year. I had shown it to a few people, but never had a use for it, other than amusing myself one night when I was bored, so here ya go since it appears it finally has a purpose:

SEOlebrity

Someday I’m gonna be famous
Do I have talent well, no
These days you don’t really need it
Thanks to blogs and SEO conference shows
Can’t wait to get a tour of Google
Can’t wait to beta YPN
Can’t wait to get Slashdotted
On my way to Pubcon

Cause when you’re an SEOlebrity
It’s adios reality
You can act just like a fool
And bloggers think you’re cool
Just cause your on TW
I can throw major fits
When my rank isn’t just how I like it
They say I’ve gone insane
I’ll blame it on the spam
And the pressures that go with….
Being an SEOlebrity

[Break]

I’ll get to cry to Matt Cutts
When things don’t go my way
I’ll get un-banned in a short time
No matter which guideline I break
I’ll make the SEO forum spotlights

They’ll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down
The more my consulting price goes up!

Cause when you’re an SEOlebrity
It’s adios reality
No matter what you do
Bloggers think you’re cool
Just cause your on TW
I can fall in and out of supp
Have websites that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I’ll blame it on the spam
And say it’s just so tough…
Being an SEOlebrity

So let’s hitch up the programmers
And head out west
To the land of the Silicon
We’ll be relevant, optimized
linkbaiting millionaires

hey hey Mountain View
Here we come!

Yeah when you’re an SEOlebrity
It’s adios reality
No matter what you do
Bloggers think you’re cool
Just cause your on TW
Being an SEOlebrity…
Yeah SEOlebrity!

By Sugarrae

Props to one of my fave music men who thought to make fun of his “own kind” long before I did (and if you’re a fan of Will Shatner or Jason Alexander, you MUST watch the original video.

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