She Thinks My Ranking’s Sexy (Parody of Kenny Chesney’s “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy)
June 14th, 2007 by pratt
(5 votes, average: 2.6 out of 5)
Loading ...Building these links in my old pajamas
Over by the door lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big old jug of sweet tea
Send a couple emails as she walks on up
I Open up a browser and search for my stuff
Just look at her face, she ain’t a foolin’ me
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m clickin’ along
She likes the way it’s ranking with my SEO plan
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my Google ban
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
We check out my rankings for my Pay Per Click ads
Moving back and forth on my sexy mouse pad
Trying to come up with a new social media plan
She says she’s got an idea for a link bait scam
“10 Ways to Get An ‘A’ On Your Final Exam”
One more link request email before we move along
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m clickin’ along
She likes the way it’s ranking with my SEO plan
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my Google ban
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
Well she aint into cars or pick up trucks
But if it ranks number one man her eyes light up
She thinks my ranking’s…
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m clickin’ along
She likes the way it’s ranking with my SEO plan
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my Google ban
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
She thinks my ranking’s sexy
Lyrics by Taylor Pratt of LunaMetrics
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