This is titled, “Google is how”:

There was a time, I searched for you
Living in my mother’s basement

There was a time, I used Altavista, too
My search had not reached the end
Baby that was then
I searched for more than just ramen

This is just how, I found you
on that cheap dating site
I can’t believe all the results I see
My loneliness is behind me, gone are the fatties and cows
Google is how, google is how

Had to decide
Instant message or email
or meet in person?
Tried a search for that, too
I’ve found: Bring mace if you’re female

Google is how, I can date safely
I look around, if it’s strangers I see
The tips I’ve found, gone are the fatties and cows
That was then
Google is how

I now have the courage like never before, yeah
I’m no longer a bore
No longer a bore
Google is how

This is just how I found you
on that cheap dating site
I can’t believe all the results I see
My loneliness is behind me, gone are the fatties and cows

Google is how.
Google is how.

This was fun

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