To the tune of “Hello I Love You” by the Doors
May 29th, 2007 by Umb
Hello, I’ll link you
And you’ll jump on top ten
Hello, I’ll link you
Let me just be your man
Hello, I’ll link you
And you’ll jump on top ten
Hello, I’ll link you
Let me just be your man
Now that your green bar gro-ows
Who careof the Fora sor-rows
It’s time to escrow me mo-ney
And to feed-back me as “ho-ney”
Hello, I’ll link you
And you’ll jump on top ten
Hello, I’ll link you
Let me just be your man
Hello, I’ll link you
And you’ll jump on top ten
Hello, I’ll link you
Let me just be your man
You’ll never climb that hi-igh
To Google say good by-e
Your site is rubbish, banned it will be
I am a pricking wasp not a honey bee
My domain is garbage now
To saveit there is no way no how
Web-masters’ curses on my head
You paid for bullshitnot precious beads
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
I cheat you
Hello
I want your money
Hello, hello, hello, hello
by Umb




