To the tune of of the Grease song, You’re the One I want. True to the original, it’s a dialogue between two “people”. On the one hand we have a server, the man, and Digg, the woman.

I got Diggs, they’re multiplyin’
And I’m losin’ control
Cause the traffic you’re supplyin’
It’s electrifyin’

You better keep up, cause I need uptime,
And my links are set on you
You better keep up, you better serve from cache,
To Diggers I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

You’re the hits that I want
(you are the hits I want), ooh ooh ooh, traffic
The hits that I want (you are the hits I want),
ooh ooh ooh, click it
The hits that I want (you are the hits I want),
ooh ooh ooh, digg it
The hits I need (the hits I need),
oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

If you’ve got too much bandwidth,
You’re shy to 509
Won’t bury your submission,
It’s not lame

I better keep up,
cause you need uptime
I need uptime,
That can keep me satisfied
I better keep up, if I’m gonna prove
You better prove, that your site is justified
Are you sure?
Yes I’m sure down deep inside

Pierre (aka eKstreme) dabbles on the web with lots of SEO tools and a science blog.

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