A week ago, I was told to "save the conspiracy theories for 3rd world despots!", when I mentioned yet another thing that Google was dipping their wicks into (real estate). And now, they've outbid Microsoft and have acquired DoubleClick. C'mon now. Aren't you even just a tiny bit scared? Yeah, yeah, go ahead and laugh. But hey, don't come looking for help from me when Google owns everything, and you have to hand over your first-born child because you can't pay the Google rent! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Google...the evil overlord's reign begins.