Comments on: Z-List Meme

By: DazzlinDonna

DazzlinDonna — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 15:05:04 +0000

Um, yeah, probably. 😉

By: McD

McD — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 15:03:14 +0000

Damn. I used the word “retain” twice in that sentence there.

I should probably get back to work.

By: McD

McD — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 15:02:19 +0000

As a matter of clarification (since I’m sure the question will inevitably be raised)- You eat that All-American Breakfast with a spork, so as to efficiently spear the beef nuggets while retaining the capacity to retain a shallow pool of delicious maltedness in every bite.

All without ever having to switch utensils. Seriously, if companies hired me to optimize their business practices, they would totally increase overall output by several thousands of percents.

And the great Space Llama loves efficiency. He feeds on it, like a phenomenal cosmic synergy-vampire.

*runs off to register phenomenal-cosmic-synergy-vampire.com*

By: McD

McD — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:58:11 +0000

Heh. Meme. Funny word. It’s spelled like Me-Me, but pronounced like Meem.

I hereby declare that the word shall foreverforth be pronounced as Me-Me. Also, Molson Triple X poured over Jack Links teriyaki beef nuggets is now the de facto replacement for cheerios with milk as the All-American Breakfast.

Now, go and proliferate the manifestations of my bidding, lest I rain down upon this website (nay, upon the ENTIRE IntarNets) a torrentious fire-storm of crude ASCII art depicting a monkey throwing his feces EVERYWHERE.

I’m serious. EVERYWHERE.

By: DazzlinDonna

DazzlinDonna — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:50:46 +0000

Ya know, McD, that eggnog you’ve been guzzling since Christmas is probably curdled by now and it is seriously affecting your mental capacity. Lay off a little, eh? Besides, there’ll be plenty of spirits to imbibe on New Years Eve. And they hopefully won’t be curdled. 🙂

By: McD

McD — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:44:58 +0000

Dear God, please stop this before it becomes popular.

Don’t you people know you’re BREAKING GOOGLE with crap like this? Then Google has to pay people to fix it, which costs money- which, may I remind you, NO LONGER GROWS ON TREES (thanks a LOT, Al Gore)- which means that every time you post an incredibly long list of blog links just for buzz-factor or some modern SEO-romanticized version of a Ponzi scheme, God KILLS A MYSPACE PROFILE.

It’s true. I read so on teh Intarweb.

But I digress. Where the hell is MY blog on that list? Yeah, I’m REAL sure you meant to put it on there and just forgot. Screw you guys- AND your LIES- because I’M going home. Where I’m going to make my OWN club full of SEO experts with blogs, and YOU CAN’T JOIN.

Neener, neener, neener. Bitface.

By: SEOrefugee

SEOrefugee — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:36:05 +0000

Um… I gotta say SEOmoz and Graywolf don’t get enough attention? How soon before Matt Cutt’s blog is added to the list?

Don’t get me wrong, I love both of those blogs but they aren’t hard up for attention.