The 12 Days of Google
On the first day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the second day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the third day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Six first page rankings,
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Seven long tail keywords,
Six first page rankings,
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Eight Google +1s,
Seven long tail keywords,
Six first page rankings,
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Nine online reviews,
Eight Google +1s,
Seven long tail keywords,
Six first page rankings,
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Ten local listings,
Nine online reviews,
Eight Google +1s,
Seven long tail keywords,
Six first page rankings,
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Eleven anchor text links,
Ten local listings,
Nine online reviews,
Eight Google +1s,
Seven long tail keywords,
Six first page rankings,
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me
Twelve indexed pages,
Eleven anchor text links,
Ten local listings,
Nine online reviews,
Eight Google +1s,
Seven long tail keywords,
Six first page rankings,
Five broken links,
Four display ads,
Three hashtags,
Two inbound links,
And a Matt Cutts autobiography!
