HA! Love this one - The 10 Commandments of Search

Here's one of the commandments:

Honour the robots and the spiders with fresh content and inbound links, that thy sites’ days may be long atop the SERPs which the gods of thy search giveth thee.

About the Author: Donna Fontenot

Donna Fontenot, aka DazzlinDonna, is an Internet Entrepreneur and SEO, who has long utilized search engine optimization and affiliate marketing to create a successful online business. Her goal as an ebusiness coach is to help others make a living online from the comfort of their homes (and in their pajamas). Her motto is "You'll never shine if you don't glow."