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Social Media Hangovers …

Jeff Quipp | December 19th, 2007
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Finally, after all your countless hours toiling over your keyboard and coffee induced all-nighters friending and supporting others at their beckon call, surviving on 2 hours sleep per night, and spending no significant time with your wife for months ... a breakthrough. You've hit the proverbial front page of Digg ... go ahead and pat yourself on the back.

You're so wrapped up in excitement that you can't sleep now, but you deserve it. So you watch the stats for a while, bask in the glow of the cudos you know will be coming your way, then quietly sneak off for a nap in a dark closet.

When you awake, you're disoriented. "Where am I?" you think to yourself. Coming to the realization that you're in a closet after catching up on the equivalent of 3 night's REM sleeps, you quickly look around to see if anyone noticed you there. Your next thought is "what time is it ... how long have I been asleep"? "Whew ... its only been 4 hours" you think to yourself, and rush off to your computer to check your site stats.

With sleep lines still on your cheek, and hair standing at attention like a soldier standing at attention, you carefully study every inch of the monitor. You think to yourself quietly "What happened to all the traffic ... its been and gone! Yup ... there was a big blip in traffic, but what did I really gain?". Its all very disappointing really.

In the days that follow, you carefully track the site stats, and gradually come to the realization that the effort really led to:

    a) no new sales
    b) a bump in RSS subscribers, though half of which fell off the very next day
    c) no increase in comments
    d) no real additional traffic to other sections of the site

Office Party Picture - Hangover to Ensue
Image courtesy of Eatertainment

You think to yourself "Its remarkably like the office holiday party. So much anticipation. You're anxious and can barely wait for the event. Think of the drinks, the chocolate balls, the gift exchanges. Then bam ... its over before it began, and you find yourself nursing a hangover." Same with social media traffic ... so much anticipation and anxiety ... then the period of anticlimax that follows. The Hangover. Yes, its true ... there is talk of a "social media hangover". It was actually a client who brought the term to my attention (thanks Jon!).

At that moment, it occurred to me. Just as with an alcohol induced hangover, there is no real cure. The only solution ... HAIR OF THE DOG.

To that I say ... "just keep pouring"!

Happy holidays everyone!

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8 thoughts on “Social Media Hangovers …”

  1. Shana Albert says:
    December 19, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    Wow, you truly hit the nail on the head, Jeff!! It’s totally true.

    Thanks for making me laugh. 🙂

    Shana

  2. SpostareDuro says:
    December 20, 2007 at 6:06 am

    I smiled all the way through this. You are so correct in it’s comparison to a hangover! Keep pouring Jeff!

  3. Dean says:
    December 20, 2007 at 6:31 am

    Well, Digg is in most cases just a big waste of time, yes, you get lots of visitors, but quite few will actually come back or even visit another page, and they really really really don’t click on ads. On the other hand, if you don’t use caching for your blog, you’ll really really regret it.

  4. theGypsy says:
    December 20, 2007 at 8:15 am

    OMG.. yer freakin kidding me right? Say it ain’t so bro.

    Ya just know I am enjoying your hangover… AM I TALKING LOUD ENOUGH???

    As discussed soooooo many times before, it’s all about the branding. Getting potential demo(graphic) eyes on the site. Aspects such as conversions and SEO are really a secondary consideration.

    If folks get caught up in the ’15 minutes’ of fame than they have missed the boat and too many folks do so. If you aren’t reaching the target demo with the SMM campaign, then it is wasted entirely. Traffic costs in terms of the efforts to achieve it and with the infrastructure ( bandwidth etc..). There are associated costs which need to be balanced.

    As you know I have had issues with SMM over many aspects. I still see some value, just a hard nut to crack realistically.

    I do enjoy watchin ye suffer though…. thanks man… he he

    Dave

  5. Barbara Boser says:
    December 20, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    What a great post. I hate to admit it, but I have sooooo been there and look forward to being there again. 🙂

  6. Jeff Quipp says:
    December 20, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    @ Shana – Thanks Shana! You’ve certainly made me laugh on many occasions this year!

    @ SpostareDuro – Cheers! Bottoms up!

    @ Dean – Absolutely correct!

    @ theGypsy – Dave, there’s so much more to this discussion, I think we’ll still be debating this in 3 year’s time.

    @ Barbara – Me too Barbara … looking forward to getting there again!

  7. Colege Rut says:
    December 29, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    Great post man.

    Guess I need to get my self ready in case I make it to the front page of digg, LOL.

    This page has been bookmarked, so when I need a smile I can come back and read it all over again 🙂

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